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Subject: Jokes lol x plz add urz :o)
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tarley 11/14/2006 - 4:31:06
Little boy has a day out on a farm he comes runnin in an says 'mummy the bulls fokn the cow' his mum stopz him and says u dnt say it like that u say the bulls suprising 1 of the cows, later he comes in again n says mummy the bulls suprising all the cows his mum said he carnt suprise al the cows jus 1 at a time lad says but he suprised them all when he woz fokn the horse :o) *
tarley 11/14/2006 - 4:37:46
Man c*mz home frm work 2 find his lil lad playin the x-box, he asks where it came frm, lad says i bought it with money i earnt hiking, dad says how can u earn money hiking, lad says each time u go 2 work jim frm nextdoor comes round 2 c mum an gives me £10 & tellz me 2 take a hike :op *
mutley32 11/14/2006 - 1:03:02
Did ya hear bout the female suicide bomber who got her anthrax mixed up wiv her tampax,nd blew up the wrong . *
mutley32 11/14/2006 - 1:04:32
Jack nd jill went up the hill so jack cud lick her funny. Jack got a shock nd a mouthfull of , cause jill was a Fkn . *
mutley32 11/14/2006 - 1:14:22
Wots a kfc n a women got in common. U start wiv succulant breast, then tender thighs nd end up wiv a sticky box to put ur bone in. *
mutley32 11/14/2006 - 1:18:21
Ere i see my first bald cat the other day. Gawd,if they were airfix models it Wud take ya blood year to build em. All them flaps nd folds, Ud never be able to paint it wen done. Nd ere,why do ppl call em a cat? Ive never seen one drink a saucer of milk. Mind u,i seen a few that cud give it a dam Gud go 
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mutley32 11/14/2006 - 1:21:47
Ere wen i was married my ex wife was thick as . I got sun burn on my once nd read it helps if u put it in milk. So that night i sat there wiv my in this bowl of milk,nd she walked up behind me, looked over my shoulder,nd said, u know Ive always wondered how u refill them things *
mutley32 11/14/2006 - 1:24:57
Man n woman on beach having s*x. Man looks up into womans eyes nd says 'u enjoyin this?' woman replies 'yeah but can ya put ya ba11s in to?' man replies 'eh? Why' woman replies 'cause ur scooping sand up my a*se' *
mutley32 11/14/2006 - 1:45:12
Wen i was born,i had the choice of either being a dam Gud or having a superb memory... So... I.... Erm .... Ahit,Ive forgot wot i was gonna say now *
mutley32 11/14/2006 - 1:47:26
More money is now spent on v*agra nd jobs than on alzimers research. So by 2040 the elderly are gonna ave pest n stiff but no Fkn idea why. *
mutley32 11/14/2006 - 1:48:45
Paddy got sacked from prison service for refusing to fix the electric chair saying it was a Fkn death trap *
tarley 11/14/2006 - 2:11:20
Mwah wilL 
x x kp em c*min x x x *
dunkee 12/7/2006 - 11:34:40
Q:how many WOMEN with pmt does it 2 change a lite-bulb?...A: u can do it ya fawkin ..coz am not doin it ya fawkin tosspot!!!! ..NONE! *
dunkee 12/7/2006 - 11:39:04
Q: wots the difference between BONO frm u2 and GOD?...A:GOD doesnt go around belfast thinkin hes BONO *
tarley 12/20/2006 - 12:57:19
Mirror Mirror on the walL whoz the fairest of them all? the Mirror laughed & made a grunt n said not u U ugly :o) *
fumes 5/14/2007 - 1:21:41
wife says give me 12inchs n make me bleed. so i d her twice n punched her on the nose *
fumes 5/14/2007 - 1:31:23
usa uni students bar.free shots for the first 30 to entr *
